The Bible According to Evie, Pt 1

And the duck breaked some things because he didn't want to be with Jesus anymore

I wanted to be with my momma and i can't know about that so i wanted to get some crackers in the cracker box

And then he pulled and pulled and pulled and he never seen'd it before. It's a tree branch!

You know what? I have a present for you, that's why I didn't know this.

So, the turtle bit daddy and we screamed but he disappeared and we had a party in turtle land

Then the boy said Help, Help, Help. And he never goed home so that's why he didn't notice this and he goed to the jellies and they never seed them before and they cried and they never seen that place.

This is not our home, but these are our turtles.